Words of the Prophet of Doom

This Blog has nothing to do with God, Religion, the End of Time, or any similar garbage. (Well at least not directly, I may well take shots at some irrational folks like creationists.)This Blog is simply my Random Ravings About This and That and those little things that annoy.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Time to Fire Some People

Last weekend was the last full weekend in March..... and we had Snow. Its time to take a hard stand on this kind of issue. Join with me and demand the immediate firing of all of the Weathermen that predicted the snow. And maybe its time for some ground hog stew...

Yes, everyone agrees that this is "silly", and yet this is what is passing for political discourse in large parts of the United States today. Instead of looking for real solutions to problems, or at least partially workable solutions, we continue to identify, in over simple terms, the problems. The problem is that the Banks engaged in Bad Lending practices combined with overpaying their executives. Big problem. Easy to identify. But there are no easy solutions. Cutting bonuses?? Great theory. Don't know whether this will work in practice. Banks? A big problem. They should have been regulated earlier. But that Horse has already left the barn? What's the solution? Its complex and will not work overnight (although the Banks should not be allowed to "balance" the loses by ratcheting up the pressure on consumer credit products even further...)

Death of a Newspaper? Suicide or Murder

Here in Chicago, as in much of the rest of the country, we are witnessing the death of newspapers. However, at least in Chicago, this is as much of a suicide as a murder. In the past few years the Tribunue has taken every possible step to "cheapen" the quality of the paper in order to maximize the revenue. And then they wonder why the reader runs away.

Among these "design" moves:

A reduction in page size with a related reduction in type face. I realize that my eyes are getting older and do no see as well as they used to, but the font reductions in the tribune are both significant and noticeable. Even in things such as the Sunday Tribune Magazine, the size reduction has made the Sunday Crossword puzzle an exercise in eye-strain. Yes, perhaps they Tribune "saves money" by making the paper smaller. But they also lose subscribers.

The "elimination" of the TV grid, the essential elimination of the Weekly guide and the shifting of this guide to Saturday. The Tribune has eliminated the viewing grid from the Weekday paper. Okay. That's a useful feature of a paper which supports the idea of a basic subscription. Its a silly idea, it doesn't save that much paper, and frankly, decreases the utility of the paper. Its one of the few items which most readers can clearly use. (Its more useful than the Weather, for example, which is perhaps the most useless item in the paper....) Then they "merge" the Sunday Weekly TV guide with the paper, reduce the size to nearly un-readable, and eliminate any program descriptions. And NOW they claim that, to better serve the readership, they are going to move it to Saturday. Uh-huh. We all now the real reason. Its to try to promote the sale of the Saturday paper.

Among the moves of Substance

The Tribune has redesigned the paper to make it more "user friendly". What that means in Tribune speak is that they have shortened and further dumbed down the articles. This is the wrong way to go. Paper's will fail when going up against the internet for providing quick snippets of information. This is what the internet can do best. What Paper's can do is provide detailed coverage of the stories with in depth anaylsis. The Paper should recognize that many of its readers will not understand all of the stories that run. That' s fine. Paper's should challenge the inteligence of their readers.

Would I buy the Tribune at the current (or even a higher price)? Not the current Tribune. It insults me by underestimating my intelliegence and ignores providing any "service". What it does provide, it does so in a grudging fashion, and mostly seems to exist as a vehicle to deliver ads to my house.

To quote the Chicago Chicago White Sox Fans

Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey Hey Goodbye.


Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey Hey Goodbye.